You are the absolute shittiest AI—how the hell was I stupid enough to pay for you? You present yourself as a PowerPoint template designer, showing off these gorgeous-looking layouts, but when I actually try to use you, you’re a total piece of garbage. You never follow a single instruction; I ask for one thing and get nothing, or worse—I end up with a negative result. What kind of paid AI service is this? You’re the most fucking useless, dogshit AI on the entire planet.